breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via iwasrepeals)

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(Source: ace, via handjob)

humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

(via asian)

"The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe."

Lena Horne (via paarasytes)

(Source: africantea, via funkies)

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via confirmance)

yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

(Source: awfullyy, via hate)

  • me: *messages someone*
  • person: *goes offline*

when will my life’s bass drop

(Source: mydogsnokes, via zackisontumblr)

basedgosh:

im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years

(Source: canadad, via handjob)