get high in church to get closer to god

(via kiss-me-clean)


If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

(via coleyyoung)

"Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart."

  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..


*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via escapistbynature)

"Alcohol tasted better than you, anyway."

6-word story #8

(via fawun)

(Source: kookymusings, via cutmeandwatchmebleed)

"I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground."


it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

(via cutmeandwatchmebleed)