internetexplorers:

get high in church to get closer to god

(via kiss-me-clean)

dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

(via coleyyoung)

"Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart."

  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via escapistbynature)

"Alcohol tasted better than you, anyway."

6-word story #8

(via fawun)

(Source: kookymusings, via cutmeandwatchmebleed)

"I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground."

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

(via cutmeandwatchmebleed)